Lydia Says the Darndest Things. . .

I decided that if I didn't write down what Lydia says, I'll forget it.  A lot of times, it's not what she says, but how she says it. 

Yesterday, Lydia was going to the bathroom, which she does by herself.  She was taking awhile, so I went to check on her.  I stood by the door and listened to her talking to herself.  She was saying, "Push it out, girlfriend, push it out."

She put on her sunglasses, put her hands on her hips, and said, "Check it out, girlfriend."  I honestly don't know where she got that.

She was having a conversation with herself.  She said, "Ydia eat mommy's booby when ydia was baby.  Noah eat mommy's booby. Noah eat ydia's booby too."

She sings "Jesus loves me" to Noah to stop him from crying.  She really emphasizes "Jesus is STRONG!"

At night we read about baby Jesus or baby Monas (Moses.)  At Easter, she prayed for God to heal Jesus' booboos.

She was on a walk with Daniel.  She ran ahead, turned back and said, "I run faster than Daddy!"

When Noah cries, she says, "I comin,' boy, I comin,' I get you buddy."  She loves her bubba.

She climbed a ladder and looked down, saying, "I taller than Pops!!"

She makes sure we know we are supposed to pick her up - "Mama, Noah pick you up from Nana's?"

The quote we hear most often is, "I do it all by myself!!!" She is very independent.

My favorite is "Mama Daddy love you soooo much!" She says You synonomously with her name.